#lmao trueee

[cultreslut]

CIDER… FLAMINGO… MOSS

We literally are the cider brothers 5ever

[plural-writer-culture-is]

Plural fanfic culture is writing out your introjects' life stories and posting them to ao3

-🔮

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[melon-soda]

currently in a mental battle with myself figuring out if i want to post this comic i drew about matthew or not.

[angstandhappiness]

WILD

Dearly beloved in today's installment of "I want to crack Tom King's brain like an egg", I cannot stop laughing:

Batman: The Brave and the Bold #9 ("The Winning Card")

First of all, leaving aside the attempted The Killing Joke parallels. Leaving aside that the entire story, Joker was presented as an utterly inhuman monster who spoke only in old-time movie cards and pretty much only laughed, and Bruce had to be the one talking, had to be the one chasing because he could not understand this creature for the life of him; and the first time Joker has a speech bubble and is portrayed as a human being is when Bruce tells a joke because he wants to connect. Leaving aside the plethora of things that are driving me insane about this comic on a symbolic level, all the ways in which it directly spells out that Batman and Joker are monsters who are alone and what they want from each other is understanding...

Bruce telling the WORST JOKE OF ALL TIME and then laughing at his own joke, which is so bad that the Joker himself is like "What the hell?? You're insane!" is the funniest possible fucking thing. I'm never going to recover, I wanna hunt King down for sport in the worst and best possible way--

[15000bugs]

😨 mfw i finally process the lyrics to a glass animals song id never bothered to think about before

[piastri-fvx]

An American and a brit. Logan Sargeant.

Pairing: Logan Sargeant x british!singer!reader, smau

Summary: When a british girl and an american guy go on a date.

Word Count: 899+

Face claim: Sabrina Carpenter & girls from pinterest!!

Disclaimer/s: Not really any, just bickering and stereotypes about america and great britain!! i don't mean to insult anyone and this is all meant playfully between the characters <333

A/N: yayyyyy, i'm motivated rn, i have a bunch of drafts lmao 😝 let me know if you have requests or want to be on my permanent tag list!! <33

Logan Sargeant drawing that my bsf made 💕

♡ Masterlist ♡

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@logansargeant

liked by yourusername, alex_albon, williamsracing, landonorris, oscarpiastri and 495.826.056 others

logansargeant homeeee 🏡

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user1 WHY IS Y/N IN HIS LIKES.

-> user2 OMG YES I NOTICED TWO

-> user3 lowkey they'd be cute together 🙏

user4 MISSED U LOGIE 🫶

user5 the first pic is so cute i'm crying dkfnfk

-> user6 logan + puppy 😍😍😍

yourusername RAHHHHHHH AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🔥🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🔥🇺🇸🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🔥🦅🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 liked by author

-> logansargeant that's not...

-> user7 QUEEN SAW AN AMERICAN AND THOUGHT THIS LMAOOO

-> user8 I FEAR SHE LOWKEY ATE WITH THAT

-> user9 REALLLL

landonorris why is y/n in your likes mate?

-> logansargeant 🙃

-> user10 logie, i fear that is not an answer 💔

alex_albon Nice puppy liked by author

-> logansargeant hahaha, thanks dude

-> user11 logan needs to get a puppy now 🙏

user12 my president 😍

-> user13 logan sargeant for president 2025 😌

user14 THIS PHOTO DUMP 🛐

-> user15 TRUEEE THE PUPPY PIC IS ADORABLE

-> user16 MORE LOGIE PUPPY CONTENT 🙏🙏🙏

@yourusername

liked by logansargeant, taylorswift, conangray, oscarpiastri and 5.836.926 others

yourusername next - America 🇺🇸💋

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user1 wait... so... logan and y/n are in america at the same time?

-> user2 coincidence? i think not.

-> user3 they'd be so cute together let's be fr 🙏

user4 y/nlogan 🙏

landonorris i ship liked by author

-> yourusername shush

-> user5 SHE LIKED THE COMMENT THO...

-> user6 she's trying to be slick 😭🙏

user7 soft launch???

user8 yall, we getting y/nlogan before gta 6 with this one 🙏

-> user9 they're divas 🤭

-> user10 perfect for each other fr fr

-> user11 she's gonna be the next wag, i'm telling you

user12 me when y/n 😍😍😍

-> user13 real

user14 the outfits are eating 🥰 liked by author

-> yourusername everybody thank my team 🙏

-> user15 "thank you, y/n's team." we all chant in unison

user16 AMERICAAAAAA 🦅🦅🦅

@f1gossip

liked by user1, user2, user3, user4, user5 and 12.836 others

f1gossip logan sargeant and y/n y/l/n are rumored to be dating! there are reposts of people saying they saw them together in a restaurant in Florida, as well as some people reporting seeing them walking through a city in Florida while holding hands. the two allegedly seemed very comfortable and cozy with each other, both laughing and smiling a lot!

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user1 honestly, i'm so happy for them

-> user2 real, they'd look so good together

user3 american f1 driver x british singer, what else could you want?

user4 new favorite couple 🤭

user5 i hope this is true

-> user6 y/nlogan truthers unite

user7 it is their lives, they don't owe us any information or announcement.

user8 they're both serving face 🙏😍

-> user9 they are literally so pretty

-> user10 to die for 🙏

@logansargeant

liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri, landonorris, alex_albon, lilymhe and 1.392.382 others

logansargeant AMERICA HELL YEAH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔥🔥🇺🇸🦅🔥🔥🇺🇸🦅🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🦅🔥🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🔥🦅🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸 -y/n

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yourusername omg, what an amazing caption 😍 liked by author

-> logansargeant yeah, i wonder who wrote it..

-> user1 must be a genius 🙏

user2 okay but how is she literally drop dead gorgeous 😭❤️

-> user3 real

-> user4 oh, to look like y/n

-> user7 😭

landonorris couple goals?? liked by author

-> user5 i am in shock

-> user6 is this the prove?

user7 screaming 😍

user8 kicking my feet and giggling rn, i hope they're actually together 🙏🙏🙏

-> user9 imma pray for it to be true

-> user10 i will summon y/nlogan

user11 okay, casually leaving this here?

-> user12 YEAH, LIKE DAMNNN

user13 dare i say, this is my new favorite couple 🙏

-> user14 honestly, it's my favorite now too

@yourusername

liked by logansargeant, oscarpiastri, f1gossip, lilymhe, alex_albon and 3.683.916 others

yourusername my boyfriend doesn't know what a kilometer is 😣❤️

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logansargeant a kilometer is the equivalent of 567.571 Taylor Swifts 🥰 liked by author

-> yourusername giggling at this rn, i love you ❤️

-> logansargeant i love you too!! (even though you drink tea and spell colour like 'color') liked by author

-> user1 damn, the stereotypes are coming out

logansargeant having a bri'ish girlfriend>>>> liked by author

-> user2 okay but i love them 😭

lilymhe soooo happy for you two and can't wait to meet you 💕 liked by author

-> yourusername thank you, darling!! i can't wait either, you're an amazing golfer 🫶❤️

-> lilymhe ahhhhh!! tysm i'm hugeeee fan of you and your music 🫶 liked by author

-> user3 y/n and the other wags are already starting to become friends 😭♥️

-> user4 i'm so invested in this

user5 this is actually the best way of hard launching lmaoooo 😭🙏

-> user6 reallll, i love how they're bickering in the comment sections

flavy.barla gorgeous gorgeous girl 🥰🥰🥰 liked by author

user7 why r they serving face 🙏

-> user8 fr 😭

user9 me and who?

-> user10 we all need a logan or a y/n in our lives

-> user11 logan getting p1 in fp1 😍

user12 logan hunter sargeant, the man you are 🛐

user13 my wife is dating someone else 😣

-> user14 real 😭

user15 just fell to my knees in a parking lot

-> user17 valid reaction

user16 just saw someone fall to their knees in a parking lot

-> user18 average 😣🛐

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A/N: yayyyyy, i'm holding pack on a few stories rn because i have soooo much to do!! hope u enjoyed!! reblogs, comments, likes, follows and feedback are greatly appreciated <333

tag list!

@freyathehuntress

[sstarfruitz]

A redesign so earlier in a Narrator's life? Crazy

(Inside joke about tsp artist redesign their character constantly.)

LMAOOO trueee, I really need to redesign him tho, my first design was made in a day and I didn’t even do any experimentation with his look as I designed him, I literally went with my first idea LMAO

ATP of the design I really thought TSP would be a week long interest I had before I moved on to different things, but then I actually completed the game and knew it was gunna become my whole personality for a while LMAO

I also have gotten more inspiration by other Narrator designs and DEFINITELY know what I want to change about my narrator, mainly that stupid hair with zero volume and grossly yellow shirt with the must mundane suit design ever, plus the LIGHT PANTS?????? WTH WAS I THINKING… my current narrator design looks like a damn mushy banana….

Also just so you guys know how seriously I’m taking this redesign and how much thought and effort I’m putting into studying current narrator inspirations of mine, here’s the inspo study sheet for just HIS HEAD… I’m going actually insane for this man you guys….

[kiddraculas]

I did not expect roamin voice to sound so deep ong

omggg trueee, I was expecting it to be squeaky lmao (jk his deep voice rules 💪🏻😤)

[reidmym1nd]

my thoughts on tonight's ep

spoilers for s2 ep4

WHAT A FUCKING EPISODE

MORE OF MILLY AGHHH AND MORE CONVOS IN HIGH VALYRIAN

uh oh rhaenys knows....and she died knowing omgg

THE MOONTEA FOR ALICENT HELLOOO also now she's questioning everything LOL

alicent drinking the tea is such a parallel to her giving tea to dyana

WE GOT MORE OF AEMOND SPEAKIMG IN HIGH VALURKAN IM GOING TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT

ewans valyrian is so smooth and omg its like music to my ears(may or may not have rewind it a couple times)

aegon not knowing high valyrian vs aemond knowing how to speak ot omg, i love that scene, juat shows aegon isnt fit to be king and aemond is (CANT WAIT FOE PRINCE REGENT ERAAAA)

HELLOOO DAEMON DRESSED AS AEMOND

alys infact does not have a california/american accent LMAOO

HOW MANY DEAD PEOPLE ARE WE GOING TO SEE IN THIS EP?

yall why does gwaynw look kinda...LMAO

THE VISENYA BRAIDD AHHHH

SUNFYRE IS CUTEEEE i wasnt expecting aegon being nuzzled by him😭😭

THE LEAKS ARE TRUEEE AHHH

my girlie rhaenys, may you rest in power HOW YOU GONNA DIE ON UR BIRTHDAY UGH

top highlights of this ep was aemond's high valyrian, humiliating aegon in front of the council and him trying to kill aegon

THE PRINCE REGENT ERA IS HEREEEE i cant wait for the next ep

aemond in his kingslayer era 🤪☝🏽i literally dont care what yall say but aegon thinking he was gonna get help from his brother and forgetting he humiliated him in a brothel

i cant wait to see what aegon looks like now

[ask2pitaly]

I'd like to see that. Who knows— if you try, you might even get some praise from me.

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[nanathott]

i love when you put the kids in your smaus 🥲 not their smaus but like how you do yuuji for choso! or the girls for geto! UGH i love the found family agenda, if you'd ever do gumi for gojo or or or yuuji for nanami (papamin trueee) i'll be on one knee proposing to you... megumi for toji just might be tricky LMAO

HEHEHE i love adding them like that every once in awhile where it fits, esp getos girls like they’re the perfect kids :( i think adding yuuji to nanamis more would be so adorable

[imnyt]

I agree what what you said tho Men with power rarely make efforts on hookups and women . When you see a man with power putting in the EFFORT to impress a chick is cos he likes her deep down and she could be hard to get at first too i mean i don't see them doing all that with women they sleep directly lmaoo Good night girlies x! 💗

Trueee cos if brokies be acting like they run the world you know men that have it ALL they want including power & money only put so much effort when they see potential in the woman like if the girl is different you know men aren't fools they know who to marry and who to just night one stand forever lmao there are women that just by the aura they carry is impossible to use them as a one night stand not even the biggest womaniser can do it when it comes to women that stand out from the rest

❗️

[youremyheaven]

i am so here for the mercurial slander omg. i had the displeasure of being friends with a mercury-ketu girl who was genuinely unhinged and extremely immature. like i'd say something completely innocuous and she'd sit on it for like two days and then i'd receive like 4 paragraphs of her chewing me out just because she misunderstood something i said

the other two mercurials i know (free me) are the biggest yappers i've ever met. one of them would literally send upwards of 150 messages to our group chat daily of just a never ending stream of thoughts, which was annoying in and of itself, but the real issue was that she'd yap endlessly and never read any of our messages or ask how we were doing. i've noticed this theme a lot with mercurials where they just use people as a sounding board and forget to even ask how your day was before the yap fest begins

😭😭😭😭 sister,, I can tell the pain is fresh because you did not hold back 💀🫡

Using other people as a sounding board is soooo TRUEEE OMG 😭😭ILL SCREAM

my former friend, Revati Moon who ghosted me for 3yrs came back into my life last year and from the way she spoke about her circumstances I knew that she was alone and just wanted company lmao but I thought I'd give her the benefit of the doubt anyway and what followed was a huge lesson in trusting my gut and not giving anyone the benefit of the doubt 😮‍💨💀🤡 I was her unpaid therapist and soundboard for several months. The conversations were often too long for comfort or she'd go on one of her rampages about how awful people are (Mercurials are unfairly critical of others, have you noticed?) and she frequently took digs at me and was one of those people who make jokes at the expense of others. I had to reallyyyy hold my tongue bc she was clearly at fault in half of the situations she's describing and i couldn't stand how she was always putting down absolutely everybody she spoke about.

I'd have to come up with lies or sometimes I'd pretend the call dropped or something bc 😭 7hrs is too many hrs to be talking to someone night after night (and the conversations are majorly heavy or unpleasant) i felt like she thought I owed her my time unless I had a "valid excuse"

during these months, she'd go on trips and I'd be as good as dead to her in this period. Once she was home and bored again, the calls would restart.

she said something awful to me and I stopped talking to her and maybe a month later after she said some other awful thing, i confronted her and she started shouting at me saying she's been mad at me all along for not talking to her 💀💀💀💀 which

a) isn't true (I texted her like 2 days after the first incident and she didn't respond to it --- she shouted at me saying she wanted me to call her???)

b) she literally said something godawful to me which made me want to not talk to her???

Needless to say, that "confrontation" was a spectacular display of Mercurial manipulation. I asked her why she was so goddamn mean to me and she said "I don't think this conversation is helping either of us, I'm sorry, now let's move on"

🤡😭😭 and I asked her about incident 2 and she said she's used to being around people (read: men) who bully each other playfully and that she wasn't used to my "sensitivity" (for context: I sent her a semi nude picture and she told me my shorts looked too tight around the waist and that looking at my "realistic" body helped her feel seen bc she's used to seeing photoshopped women and went on to compare both herself and me to our friends who are more petite 🤡)

After almost a year of being her unpaid therapist, she once interrupted me telling her something and told me to "wrap it up quickly" 😭😭😭 (the audacity) like she didn't gaf about what I had to say unless it soothed her ego somehow lol

As if all of this wasn't enough, I decided to call her a month ago, even though by this point we hadn't talked for over 2 ish months and she ended the convo 2 mins in saying she'll call me back and never did.

The way Mercurials exploit others to just bitch and whine and yap needs to be studied

Everything you said about your friend, I can also relate to (unfortunately)

Most Mercurials are friendless or have superficial friendships and tbh it makes sense bc they make it really hard for others to stay friends with them 😭 sorry to say it

[ask-miss-maple-leaf]

Well, that seemed to cheer her up.

She laughed a bit. Hm. What a nice laugh.

“And am I guilty of doing that-! I’m basically a pyromaniac.-! ..m-minus the maniac part, of course.”

“Zariaaaaaa!!! Wanna go to the pumpkin patch with me? Pleaseeeeee?!”

Maple was practically begging her, lmao. I mean- Twas the season after all!

She was jumping with excitement, her hopes up real high.

((Hehe wanted to do a festive rp :D))

—@ask-miss-maple-leaf

*Zaria looked up from the book she was reading. It was a book on how to take care of a cat. She put a bookmark in the book and closed it, researching on how to take care of her future pet aside, she always had time for Maple. And who knows, maybe she’ll get to ask Maple out on an official date.*

“Yeah, sure. Let’s go!”

[livelaughlovesubs]

The Leviathan dickriding from the writers/narrator is crazyy

I don't like him at all his personality puts me off😭 but like every time he's on screen the writers can't help but throw in extra lines about his beauty like he really ain't all that LMAO

Don't get me wrong though I'd still love to mess him up a bit

TRUEEE he’s their favourite child. But I can’t blame them, he did win the popularity poll and he is their money maker. I’m only acquainted with the Japanese side of whb fans, and they all love him

He also was my favourite character until I got rapahel’s card. Since he was more submissive, i obviously started liking rara more haha. (Angels on top <33) Even so a men’s strength lies in his beauty ig. I’m not sure if he’s still my favourite devil though, I like asmo too cuz I wanna be fwb with him lmaooo

[cammy-mcspammy]

Well, Gundham is still the person most shipped with Kazuichi by a long shot in my opinion, so it's still nice to see ship art with him and other characters.

TRUE trueee. Gundham has got to be the most shipped one.He has that protag treatment where he's shipped with the entire cast lmao

"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

"NO."