#lmao trueee

[cultreslut]

CIDER… FLAMINGO… MOSS

We literally are the cider brothers 5ever

[plural-writer-culture-is]

Plural fanfic culture is writing out your introjects' life stories and posting them to ao3

-🔮

.

[melon-soda]

currently in a mental battle with myself figuring out if i want to post this comic i drew about matthew or not.

[angstandhappiness]

WILD

Dearly beloved in today's installment of "I want to crack Tom King's brain like an egg", I cannot stop laughing:

Batman: The Brave and the Bold #9 ("The Winning Card")

First of all, leaving aside the attempted The Killing Joke parallels. Leaving aside that the entire story, Joker was presented as an utterly inhuman monster who spoke only in old-time movie cards and pretty much only laughed, and Bruce had to be the one talking, had to be the one chasing because he could not understand this creature for the life of him; and the first time Joker has a speech bubble and is portrayed as a human being is when Bruce tells a joke because he wants to connect. Leaving aside the plethora of things that are driving me insane about this comic on a symbolic level, all the ways in which it directly spells out that Batman and Joker are monsters who are alone and what they want from each other is understanding...

Bruce telling the WORST JOKE OF ALL TIME and then laughing at his own joke, which is so bad that the Joker himself is like "What the hell?? You're insane!" is the funniest possible fucking thing. I'm never going to recover, I wanna hunt King down for sport in the worst and best possible way--

[15000bugs]

😨 mfw i finally process the lyrics to a glass animals song id never bothered to think about before

[kiddraculas]

I did not expect roamin voice to sound so deep ong

omggg trueee, I was expecting it to be squeaky lmao (jk his deep voice rules 💪🏻😤)

[reidmym1nd]

my thoughts on tonight's ep

spoilers for s2 ep4

WHAT A FUCKING EPISODE

MORE OF MILLY AGHHH AND MORE CONVOS IN HIGH VALYRIAN

uh oh rhaenys knows....and she died knowing omgg

THE MOONTEA FOR ALICENT HELLOOO also now she's questioning everything LOL

alicent drinking the tea is such a parallel to her giving tea to dyana

WE GOT MORE OF AEMOND SPEAKIMG IN HIGH VALURKAN IM GOING TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT

ewans valyrian is so smooth and omg its like music to my ears(may or may not have rewind it a couple times)

aegon not knowing high valyrian vs aemond knowing how to speak ot omg, i love that scene, juat shows aegon isnt fit to be king and aemond is (CANT WAIT FOE PRINCE REGENT ERAAAA)

HELLOOO DAEMON DRESSED AS AEMOND

alys infact does not have a california/american accent LMAOO

HOW MANY DEAD PEOPLE ARE WE GOING TO SEE IN THIS EP?

yall why does gwaynw look kinda...LMAO

THE VISENYA BRAIDD AHHHH

SUNFYRE IS CUTEEEE i wasnt expecting aegon being nuzzled by him😭😭

THE LEAKS ARE TRUEEE AHHH

my girlie rhaenys, may you rest in power HOW YOU GONNA DIE ON UR BIRTHDAY UGH

top highlights of this ep was aemond's high valyrian, humiliating aegon in front of the council and him trying to kill aegon

THE PRINCE REGENT ERA IS HEREEEE i cant wait for the next ep

aemond in his kingslayer era 🤪☝🏽i literally dont care what yall say but aegon thinking he was gonna get help from his brother and forgetting he humiliated him in a brothel

i cant wait to see what aegon looks like now

[nanathott]

i love when you put the kids in your smaus 🥲 not their smaus but like how you do yuuji for choso! or the girls for geto! UGH i love the found family agenda, if you'd ever do gumi for gojo or or or yuuji for nanami (papamin trueee) i'll be on one knee proposing to you... megumi for toji just might be tricky LMAO

HEHEHE i love adding them like that every once in awhile where it fits, esp getos girls like they’re the perfect kids :( i think adding yuuji to nanamis more would be so adorable

[youremyheaven]

i am so here for the mercurial slander omg. i had the displeasure of being friends with a mercury-ketu girl who was genuinely unhinged and extremely immature. like i'd say something completely innocuous and she'd sit on it for like two days and then i'd receive like 4 paragraphs of her chewing me out just because she misunderstood something i said

the other two mercurials i know (free me) are the biggest yappers i've ever met. one of them would literally send upwards of 150 messages to our group chat daily of just a never ending stream of thoughts, which was annoying in and of itself, but the real issue was that she'd yap endlessly and never read any of our messages or ask how we were doing. i've noticed this theme a lot with mercurials where they just use people as a sounding board and forget to even ask how your day was before the yap fest begins

😭😭😭😭 sister,, I can tell the pain is fresh because you did not hold back 💀🫡

Using other people as a sounding board is soooo TRUEEE OMG 😭😭ILL SCREAM

my former friend, Revati Moon who ghosted me for 3yrs came back into my life last year and from the way she spoke about her circumstances I knew that she was alone and just wanted company lmao but I thought I'd give her the benefit of the doubt anyway and what followed was a huge lesson in trusting my gut and not giving anyone the benefit of the doubt 😮‍💨💀🤡 I was her unpaid therapist and soundboard for several months. The conversations were often too long for comfort or she'd go on one of her rampages about how awful people are (Mercurials are unfairly critical of others, have you noticed?) and she frequently took digs at me and was one of those people who make jokes at the expense of others. I had to reallyyyy hold my tongue bc she was clearly at fault in half of the situations she's describing and i couldn't stand how she was always putting down absolutely everybody she spoke about.

I'd have to come up with lies or sometimes I'd pretend the call dropped or something bc 😭 7hrs is too many hrs to be talking to someone night after night (and the conversations are majorly heavy or unpleasant) i felt like she thought I owed her my time unless I had a "valid excuse"

during these months, she'd go on trips and I'd be as good as dead to her in this period. Once she was home and bored again, the calls would restart.

she said something awful to me and I stopped talking to her and maybe a month later after she said some other awful thing, i confronted her and she started shouting at me saying she's been mad at me all along for not talking to her 💀💀💀💀 which

a) isn't true (I texted her like 2 days after the first incident and she didn't respond to it --- she shouted at me saying she wanted me to call her???)

b) she literally said something godawful to me which made me want to not talk to her???

Needless to say, that "confrontation" was a spectacular display of Mercurial manipulation. I asked her why she was so goddamn mean to me and she said "I don't think this conversation is helping either of us, I'm sorry, now let's move on"

🤡😭😭 and I asked her about incident 2 and she said she's used to being around people (read: men) who bully each other playfully and that she wasn't used to my "sensitivity" (for context: I sent her a semi nude picture and she told me my shorts looked too tight around the waist and that looking at my "realistic" body helped her feel seen bc she's used to seeing photoshopped women and went on to compare both herself and me to our friends who are more petite 🤡)

After almost a year of being her unpaid therapist, she once interrupted me telling her something and told me to "wrap it up quickly" 😭😭😭 (the audacity) like she didn't gaf about what I had to say unless it soothed her ego somehow lol

As if all of this wasn't enough, I decided to call her a month ago, even though by this point we hadn't talked for over 2 ish months and she ended the convo 2 mins in saying she'll call me back and never did.

The way Mercurials exploit others to just bitch and whine and yap needs to be studied

Everything you said about your friend, I can also relate to (unfortunately)

Most Mercurials are friendless or have superficial friendships and tbh it makes sense bc they make it really hard for others to stay friends with them 😭 sorry to say it

[ask2pitaly]

I'd like to see that. Who knows— if you try, you might even get some praise from me.

Luciiii I have nothing to do, I'm bored

@ask-2p-ger

... I am like a train ride away what do you want me to— You know what, nevermind, I'm willing to indulge you. What do you want?

[cammy-mcspammy]

Well, Gundham is still the person most shipped with Kazuichi by a long shot in my opinion, so it's still nice to see ship art with him and other characters.

TRUE trueee. Gundham has got to be the most shipped one.He has that protag treatment where he's shipped with the entire cast lmao

"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

"NO."

[dismyzz]

orion x ace call that cardstellation LMAO

TRUEEE!!!!!!!!

[rosegoldcas]

When Louis solo songs play in public I feel like ppl have discovered my secret artist no one knows lmao

SO TRUEEE

I will say from personal experience it is oddly comforting hearing Don’t Let It Break Your Heart playing while shopping for yarn at Michaels

[ask-miss-maple-leaf]

Well, that seemed to cheer her up.

She laughed a bit. Hm. What a nice laugh.

“And am I guilty of doing that-! I’m basically a pyromaniac.-! ..m-minus the maniac part, of course.”

“Zariaaaaaa!!! Wanna go to the pumpkin patch with me? Pleaseeeeee?!”

Maple was practically begging her, lmao. I mean- Twas the season after all!

She was jumping with excitement, her hopes up real high.

((Hehe wanted to do a festive rp :D))

—@ask-miss-maple-leaf

*Zaria looked up from the book she was reading. It was a book on how to take care of a cat. She put a bookmark in the book and closed it, researching on how to take care of her future pet aside, she always had time for Maple. And who knows, maybe she’ll get to ask Maple out on an official date.*

“Yeah, sure. Let’s go!”

[n4talia-chaparro]

And then Harold was never seen again DUN DUN DUNNNNN (I’m sorry idk why I did this XD) (this is also about your betrayal post lol)

LMAO TRUEEE then he comes back to confront George (or at least a beef erm). bro aint ready to deal with his missing friend. 😭🙏🙏 LOL

[t4tails]

and you KNOW the mabel hate was misogyny too, people didn’t act NEARLY as mad at dipper for choosing to stay with ford in gravity falls as they did about mabel wanting summer to last forever. i’ll give them that mabel’s decision had greater consequences, but seriously, dipper’s child-like selfishness was never called out like mabel’s was. and they were both selfish plenty of times, because that’s the point! they realize in the end that they were being selfish and apologize/fix what their selfishness messed up! they learned a lesson! it’s a show for g-d damn kids lmao that’s what happens

trueee. also falls into the category of media critique thats like "uh, how come these characters didnt make the most logical decision at all times? why were they emotional?"